A GIRL JUST LEFT HER NUMBER ON NIALL’S INSTAGRAM PICTURE GUESS WHO’S BACK IN THE GAME
Okay so you know these glasses right?
I was in class and I put them on. And, being the dramatic smartass I am I turned to my friend and said, with the most conviction I could muster, “Behold- I am now ten times funnier.”
And she looked at me- looked at me dead in the eyes- and said very seriously:
“Ten times zero… is still zero”
Your friend just went up all the levels
So to get to 51% of the electorate the Republicans are going to have to pull some votes from previously offended demographics.
the greatest part of yesterdays episode. now wheres the womens part?
do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded
does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack
am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding
these are our struggles
Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations
The struggles of a man
thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina
you need an award right now
IMAGINE IF GLEE DID A RENT TRIBUTE EPISODE
- KLAINE COULD SING “I’LL COVER YOU”
- KITTY COULD SING “OUT TONIGHT” (BECAUSE CAT SCRATCH CLUB)
- BLAM COULD SING “WHAT YOU OWN”
- KURT COULD SING “TODAY 4 U”
- NEW YORK KIDS (SAM, BLAINE, KURT, RACHEL, SANTANA, AND HELL EVEN ARTIE AND TINA I DON’T GIVE A…
For the record to my followers…I have nothing against Kurt making out with santa dude, in fact it was hot and yay for getting to see chris acting sexy and wanton and totally get himself kinky and down- you work it boy.
In general I just wasn’t a fan of the episode at all, from beginning to end I just felt meh about it all- NY’ers were awesome aside from some strange wooden acting and stiff dialogue (oh hey..sex puns everywhere tonight)
my main issue was just in knowing that we’ll never see klaine like that, and we’ll very likely not have klaine interaction in significant ways anytime soon, and that sucks when they’re the main couple atm aside from repeat love triangles (not saying im hating on the newbies because I actually like Jake to a point and Marley too. Unique and Kitty still are my main loves of the newbs.). My BIGGEST issue was the flippant shadowed sexual assualt thrown in for no real reason, but even than i’m trying to over look.
Please don’t think I am shaming or hating on any of my followers if they liked/enjoyed this episode. I am legitimately ecstatic you loved it, I wish I had too because my week was hell and I NEEDED my Glee to make me feel better and for the first time in a long time…I just felt let down and sad.